He longed for the pizza rolls that sat on top of the fort

but alas, he had duty to attend to in the court

The victim was on trial, believed to have killed putin

There they found him guilty of committin the shootin

He was arrested for murder and went to jail :(

He shouldn't have sus'd, #EpicFail

thrown out of the air lock, yet all that he said

was "Screw you, mate- I'm crewmate!" and then he was dead